A Very Hazzy Christmas — Hold Onto Your Sleigh Bells
Santa’s got a new flight plan this year. He’s ditched the reindeer and hitched up a pack of RVA Opossums, because only they can haul this much hazzy holiday spirit. After months of “quality control” in his secret North Pole distillery, the jolly old elf finally bottled chaos: a 9-year-old, 4-grain bourbon (65% Corn, 15% Wheat, 10% Rye, 10% Barley) finished in an ex-IPA cask and blazing in at a mischievous 140.5 proof.
This bourbon doesn’t whisper Christmas—it screams it like a drunk caroler at 2 a.m. Expect almond pastry, chocolate, orange, clove, and pine needles on the nose, then a chili‑spiked chocolate palate that drinks way easier than it should. The finish hangs on like that one relative who won’t leave after dinner—with mango, pine, and zero regrets.
Only 23 cases exist. Perfect for anyone on your naughty list—or better yet, yourself. Santa’s not watching anymore, and even if he is… he’s probably pouring another Hazzy.
Bottles available online and in our Tasting Room.
This product is available for curbside purchase/pickup and shipping only within Virginia. Six bottle limit per month, per customer. For curbside service, please come to the distillery's roller door entrance.
